Witticisms

Here's my attempt at witticisms, I can't say there were all my own.

Perish with ignorance you ill rotten fools, for your self acquired knowledge has quite expired

One does not need to ask oneself what he knows, it’s just a simple click away

Hypocrisy is a lovely thing, for one has to be oneself at a time and later part with it and embody somebody else.

Don’t blame life when things go wrong, it’s just that we have forgotten our better half.

It is almost vulgar to talk in niceties, for we will forget what we uttered almost certainly at the point of it’s utterance. Vulgarity is a different matter, we take pride at our vulgarisms and constantly save it for our own consumption.

Such pretty lasses and charming boys, I'm sure they manufactured more of them at the plant.

In life, there is no such thing as a hard and fast rule, the only rule in life is to break all the rules in life. (Somewhat plagiarized from Wilde)